janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”


duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM


relahvant:

majestic



shouldnt:

snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

i cant tell if this is the cutest thing ever or scariest


anthxny:

#classact


Anonymous said:
i got my ass ate in the men's room @ olive garden thnx for this opportunity

olivegarden:

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officialunitedstates:

what is it about mean, median, and mode that half a dozen teachers from elementary school to college have explained these concepts to me.  who is failing to understand mean, median, and mode the first time around


rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great