partybarackisinthehousetonight:

humans have it so great. we can literally crab walk whenever we want to and we’re not even crabs


theonion:

Perverted Little Boy Asks To Sleep With Parents

theonion:

Perverted Little Boy Asks To Sleep With Parents


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railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool

railroadsoftware:

mapsontheweb:

The contour of some American states form a Chef carrying a tray of fried chicken

cool



westindianheaux:

i was born in the right decade. the decade of the selfie and googling the answers to hard problems.


breakfastburritoe:

up-at12-again:

breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not

breakfastburritoe:

up-at12-again:

breakfastburritoe:

part lion

What I wanna know is why there are so many Shrek pictures…

Um those are selfies from my webcam?? Are you suggesting im an ogre that’s kind of rude i thought this website was accepting of differences but apparently not


argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school

argea:

i learned more from instagram memes than i ever did in school


theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins